The Chaos Shop

Downloadable sanity. Kind of.

Notes from the Hot Mess Express

This is where the nurturing mama, sarcastic realist, and slightly fried neurodivergent soul in me gets honest.

About Ann

I’m 70% nurturing mama, 10% woo (I see you, full moon feelings), 20% spicy neurodivergent (bipolar, OCD, ADHD, with hoarder-level office supplies), and 10% counselor-friend who gives soft advice and snacks.

Newest items to look pretty as you survive the dumpster fire of life.

Chic & Sleek

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam non nisl in velit dignissim mollis.

View โ†’

Street Smart

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam non nisl in velit dignissim mollis.

View โ†’

Classic Elegance

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Etiam non nisl in velit dignissim mollis.

View โ†’